Well, it's only a month late, but it's that time again, time to delve into the dearth of linguistic ability and common knowledge that it Facebook. You know the drill by now, no names, but that being said no political correctness either, unless some slipped in while I wasn't looking. As clever as that last line is, don't even take it too seriously, because in all honesty I ripped it off another internet writer. You probably don't know who, because not many people have heard of him. That's how you know he's good.
That irony might have been too subtle.
Anyway, without further ado:
"K well cool story... I'm looking on my timeline and dont see s*** of what you're talking about. except today. so i must've been telling the truth"
Why why why for the love of God why would you make this a status? Nobody except the person towards whom this is directed will have any idea what you're talking about, so please explain what purpose you served by saying this publicly of directly to him or her. You're obviously just looking for all your friends to comment in agreement, effectively making the statement that your opinion is worthless without the validation of your peers. Nice self esteem, now go handle your own problems.
How many likes and/or comments did that have on it? 0. Like I said, nobody cares.
"shout out to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non-existence."
Oh wow very clever. You're such a strong independent woman, so strong and independent that you have to tell everyone just how strong and independent you are. I can't even get that worked up about this, it's just pointless. Not funny, not witty, just a waste of my newsfeed.
This isn't even a status, but some girl posted a picture of Miami University (Ohio, for everyone going WHICH 1 LOL, not that it's important to this anecdote) with the caption "August can't come soon enough."And some other girl commented on it and said "Are you going to Miami then?" I'm not friends with this girl, and I can only hope for the good of the future of humanity that she never procreates. No, she just decided to post a picture of Miami to really underscore how excited she is to go to Dayton. Unbelievable. Seriously, how can people be so stupid? Actually, I understand how they feel, because I really and truly cannot understand
"I hate people, can't wait to graduate and get away from all these annoying ass people"
Go on. No seriously, go on about how once you graduate there will no longer be any annoying people anywhere in your life. Because, as everyone who knows anything knows, after high schol you get to choose every single person who you interact with. And even if that wasn't the case, say, at a job or something, of course everyone you come into contact with after high school will be awesome and posses no irritating personality traits that are annoying to you. Furthermore, go on about how it's the fault of the entire population of Avon Lake High School that one person did something that you found to be irritating. Because it is common knowledge that if one person in a school does something annoying, then everyone in the school is annoying. Except you and your cool, chill, real, awesome friends, who aren't annoying at all and don't do things like post stupid thoughts on Facebook. Idiots
I can't wait to leave his place and all you fake annoying people.
Again, probably too subtle on that irony.
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