You're All Idiots Who Deserve to be Mocked, Part 2

More stupid Facebook status' from people whose intelligence levels are apparently somewhere between a rock and dirt. As always, no names are attached, because I respect people more than that. Also this post is late and it's late and I'm tired.

"Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway ;*"
Wow. You're so edgy and awesome, and everyone who reads this, myself included are filled with awe at your prowess and being fantastic at living, as well as chagrin that we're all not living our lives to the pinnacle which you have achieved. Also, nice touch with the wink/kiss face at the end. What does that even mean? I challenge anyone to picture someone actually making this face and not picture something incredibly stupid.

"i should've known you'd bring me heartache, almost lover always do."
I'm assuming these are song lyrics, in which case good for you. I know that I was just one of lots of people listening to this song and wondering whose life it could most specifically be applied to. Well, thanks to you, that question is forever answered. I'll say it again, no one cares how much a particular song applies to your life or your struggles over whatever. Posting "deep" song lyrics makes you look pseudo-angsty and whiny and dumb.

"I have a big decision to make!! Should I buy a Trans Am??"
Superfluous punctuation aside, wow. Are you really going to make a decision based on what your Facebook friends, probably upwards of 90 percent of whom you've never met, think. I mean what's next? "Thinkin bout buyin a house lol, what do yall think lmfao?!@R^&(^*&)(__)(&^%& Whoa, got 10 likes, I better do it lolololololol." Unbelievable.

"tbh"
Stupid. Also implies that you haven't been honest with the person until that point, but hey, this is the all-important world of online interaction, better take it seriously right?

I can't go through the trouble of looking at all this anymore. It is literally too much for me to handle. Goodnight.